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mugglesinspace:

If wizards just had cellphones Sirius would never have to fucking die!

Harry could have just shot him a text like

“Yo Sirius, where u at?”

“Just at home eatin some pasta”

“K good cuz I had a rly weird dream that u were wit voldemort.”

“Nah bro just chillin with kreacher”

“Cool”

CRISIS FUCKING AVERTED

valerieparker:

domics:

montoya:

domics:

Have you ever heard anyone say ‘easier done than said’ ?

So, one day my coworker said “is anything easier done than said” and I let him pontificate about this for a while and then I said to him, “silence” and that blew his mind. 

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NO I HAVE NOT HAD ENOUGH COFFEE TO CONTEMPLATE YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL SHIT TUMBLR STOP THAT

pyrex-vision:

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

morrissarty:

meladoodle:

why the fuck aren’t glue sticks square so you can get the corners

you are a genius